almondmilkpapi:

little known fact: league of legends is often abbreviated to LoL because it’s a fucking joke of a game

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

The floor is lava!

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

screaming-at-society:

iamthebadwolf-girl:

capekalaska:

Aww

Man if I ever get married and my husband doesn’t look at me like this, I’m turning the fuck around and finding someone who appreciates how god damn cute I am in a dress.

This is adorable.

(Source: those-earth-treading-stars)

ludicrouscupcake:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.

(Source: ursulatheseabitchh)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: maglcalglrl)

Sometimes I think the worst part of growing up is realizing that the books about growing up aren’t written for you anymore.
tifannilly:

mackerelmore

tifannilly:

mackerelmore

doubleplusunlucky:

The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

doubleplusunlucky:

The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

(Source: 1ibertine)

Do not make
homes
out of people.
This will leave you
homesick
and sad,
missing arms that
cannot hold
roofs,
hearts with
shaky foundations.