dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

screaming-at-society:

iamthebadwolf-girl:

capekalaska:

Aww

Man if I ever get married and my husband doesn’t look at me like this, I’m turning the fuck around and finding someone who appreciates how god damn cute I am in a dress.

This is adorable.

(Source: those-earth-treading-stars)

ludicrouscupcake:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.

(Source: ursulatheseabitchh)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: lysandrelaboratory)

Sometimes I think the worst part of growing up is realizing that the books about growing up aren’t written for you anymore.
tifannilly:

mackerelmore

tifannilly:

mackerelmore

doubleplusunlucky:

The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

doubleplusunlucky:

The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

(Source: 1ibertine)

Do not make
homes
out of people.
This will leave you
homesick
and sad,
missing arms that
cannot hold
roofs,
hearts with
shaky foundations.

selfhelpbook:

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

that third pic
can’t tell if closing little lizard eyes because happy
or closing little lizard eyes because scared

(Source: ofelias)

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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